"T-shirt time!" Okay, don't hate, but my two favorite shows on TV right now are "Real Housewives of New Jersey" and "Jersey Shore". I don't watch that much TV as it is, and if it's on before 10pm, I'd miss it anyway. So, basically I only watch two hours of TV a week. But wait... I forgot about "Watch What Happens Live" with Andy Cohen. Make that 2 1/2 hours. I love Andy Cohen. Anyway, in a couple of weeks it'll be more like 3 1/2 hours because the second season of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is starting up, and I love me some Lisa Vanderpump! Word is there's a new "friend" on the show this season, who was if I remember correctly, the best-friend-of-my-sister's ex-husband's-ex-high-school-girlfriend. I have a sinking feeling she won't be making Sacramento look like a breeding ground of intellect and morality, but then again, who am I to talk? My favorite entertainment consists of watching strangely orange people fist-pump and Jersey turnpike the night away in clubs, and then fall flat on their faces trying to walk home in 5-inch stripper heels.
Which reminds me, I haven't been dancing in forever. So, in the spirit of clubbing... "Cab's here!"
LMFAO - "Party Rock Anthem"
Britney Spears - "I Wanna Go"
David Guetta (Feat. Nicki Minaj & Flo Rida) - "Where Them Girls At"